Post by Eternal Nightmare on Dec 27, 2009 17:28:32 GMT -5
Leonidas Van Rook stood near a small Irish lake while waiting for the Dobhar-chu to
appear. He remembered standing within Vincent Vladislav Argost's dungeon a few days ago.
He recalled the long-haired villain's exact words. ''Greetings and bienvenue, Leonidas
Van Rook! I have a job for you. Please go to Ireland and capture the otter cryptid called
the Dobhar-chu for my cryptid collection,'' Argost said.
The mercenary's memory vanished when the giant black otter's head emerged from the water.
He removed his bola and threw it at the cryptid. He snarled as the Dobhar-chu dodged it.
His red-eyed helmet concealed his angry expression. He got into a fighting stance when
the dark creature approached him. ''Rotten animal!'' he growled as his hands formed fists.
Leonidas shrieked when the Dobhar-chu bit his leg. He aimed his wrist blaster at it
and released a single laser. He watched the creature's dead body collapse.
''I could always tell Chalk Face the truth and say I killed the beast in self defense.
If I remember correctly, the Dobhar-chu has a mate,'' he said. His scowl became a smile
when he viewed a female otter emerging from the lake.
He dodged her fangs when she attacked him. ''You are feisty like my ex-girlfriend Drew!''
he commented. He gasped as her teeth made contact with his wrist blaster and damaged it.
*I hope Chalk Face appreciates this!* he thought. His jetpack shared his wrist blaster's
fate. She proceeded to chase the Eastern European mercenary.
Leonidas Van Rook searched for a hiding place yet luck was not on his side.
He looked over his shoulder while he fled. That was when he recalled another fact about
the Dobhar-chu. The cryptids were willing to avenge a dead mate. *Is the rotten otter going
to chase me for eternity?!* the Eastern European mercenary pondered. He ceased running when
Vincent Vladislav Argost appeared.
''Greetings and bienvenue, Leonidas Van Rook! Did you capture the Dobhar-chu yet?''
the long-haired villain inquired. ''KILL THE DOBHAR-CHU'S MATE, YOU RABID OLD BAT!''
Leonidas screamed. ''Hmmmm. I don't know if I should help you, Van Rook.
You just called me a rabid old bat! You also called animal control on me, put me in
animal shelters and petting zoos, etc.! I do hope the otter cryptid enjoys its dinner!''
Argost spoke before departing. Van Rook fled from the angry creature which chased him for
eternity.
THE END
appear. He remembered standing within Vincent Vladislav Argost's dungeon a few days ago.
He recalled the long-haired villain's exact words. ''Greetings and bienvenue, Leonidas
Van Rook! I have a job for you. Please go to Ireland and capture the otter cryptid called
the Dobhar-chu for my cryptid collection,'' Argost said.
The mercenary's memory vanished when the giant black otter's head emerged from the water.
He removed his bola and threw it at the cryptid. He snarled as the Dobhar-chu dodged it.
His red-eyed helmet concealed his angry expression. He got into a fighting stance when
the dark creature approached him. ''Rotten animal!'' he growled as his hands formed fists.
Leonidas shrieked when the Dobhar-chu bit his leg. He aimed his wrist blaster at it
and released a single laser. He watched the creature's dead body collapse.
''I could always tell Chalk Face the truth and say I killed the beast in self defense.
If I remember correctly, the Dobhar-chu has a mate,'' he said. His scowl became a smile
when he viewed a female otter emerging from the lake.
He dodged her fangs when she attacked him. ''You are feisty like my ex-girlfriend Drew!''
he commented. He gasped as her teeth made contact with his wrist blaster and damaged it.
*I hope Chalk Face appreciates this!* he thought. His jetpack shared his wrist blaster's
fate. She proceeded to chase the Eastern European mercenary.
Leonidas Van Rook searched for a hiding place yet luck was not on his side.
He looked over his shoulder while he fled. That was when he recalled another fact about
the Dobhar-chu. The cryptids were willing to avenge a dead mate. *Is the rotten otter going
to chase me for eternity?!* the Eastern European mercenary pondered. He ceased running when
Vincent Vladislav Argost appeared.
''Greetings and bienvenue, Leonidas Van Rook! Did you capture the Dobhar-chu yet?''
the long-haired villain inquired. ''KILL THE DOBHAR-CHU'S MATE, YOU RABID OLD BAT!''
Leonidas screamed. ''Hmmmm. I don't know if I should help you, Van Rook.
You just called me a rabid old bat! You also called animal control on me, put me in
animal shelters and petting zoos, etc.! I do hope the otter cryptid enjoys its dinner!''
Argost spoke before departing. Van Rook fled from the angry creature which chased him for
eternity.
THE END