Post by Eternal Nightmare on Dec 25, 2009 14:38:34 GMT -5
Argost cuddled and kissed Munya near the fireplace on Christmas Eve.
He observed the interior of his new home called Weird World.
He was glad he came across the dark-haired man known as Baron Finster a few months ago.
He remembered asking him for money to fund his television show known as V.V. Argost's
Weirdworld since he was a very poor man. Munya happened to be his silent servant and
constant companion. He and Vincent Vladislav Argost glanced at the small Christmas tree.
''Thank you for the tree, Munya. I hope Father Christmas visits me tonight.
I wish for more cryptids since they are scarce now. I also desire them since
V.V. Argost's Weirdworld deals with them,'' Argost said. He began to rest his head on
his assistant's chest. ''Santa never gave me a present when I was a little boy.''
Munya's kiss happened to be one of concern this time. ''Kris Kringle has some explaining
to do!'' Vincent muttered. His golden eyes increased in size for a moment.
They became smaller as a sadistic smile appeared on his skeletal face.
He whispered something to Munya who grinned and nodded. They stood and walked out of the
room.
Later that evening, Santa Claus came down the chimney and found himself near the
Christmas tree. He turned his head when Munya appeared and assumed his
half-human/half-spider form! He was unable to dodge the webbing that departed from the
monster's mouth and bound him. He gasped when Vincent Vladislav Argost stepped out of the
dark shadows. ''Greetings and bienvenue, Father Christmas! I am V.V. Argost and this is
Munya,'' Argost said.
''Please explain why you never got me anything when I was a poor little boy!'' he spoke.
''Oh, and do you have any cryptids for me? I have been a very good man this year!'' he
added. ''HO! HO! HO!'' Kris Kringle laughed as Vincent gasped. He was confused when
the bizarre villain removed a bar of soap from his cloak and placed it in his mouth!
''How dare you call me that!'' Argost snarled.
He and Munya gasped when Santa struggled and broke free before ascending the chimney.
Vincent Vladislav Argost began to cry uncontrollably as the latter departed.
He ceased weeping while looking up and viewing the mistletoe above his head.
He glanced at the half-human/half-spider holding the plant and enjoyed his kiss.
He embraced him and started to shed tears again. ''You are my first and best Christmas
present, Munya!'' he sobbed before kissing him again.
THE END
He observed the interior of his new home called Weird World.
He was glad he came across the dark-haired man known as Baron Finster a few months ago.
He remembered asking him for money to fund his television show known as V.V. Argost's
Weirdworld since he was a very poor man. Munya happened to be his silent servant and
constant companion. He and Vincent Vladislav Argost glanced at the small Christmas tree.
''Thank you for the tree, Munya. I hope Father Christmas visits me tonight.
I wish for more cryptids since they are scarce now. I also desire them since
V.V. Argost's Weirdworld deals with them,'' Argost said. He began to rest his head on
his assistant's chest. ''Santa never gave me a present when I was a little boy.''
Munya's kiss happened to be one of concern this time. ''Kris Kringle has some explaining
to do!'' Vincent muttered. His golden eyes increased in size for a moment.
They became smaller as a sadistic smile appeared on his skeletal face.
He whispered something to Munya who grinned and nodded. They stood and walked out of the
room.
Later that evening, Santa Claus came down the chimney and found himself near the
Christmas tree. He turned his head when Munya appeared and assumed his
half-human/half-spider form! He was unable to dodge the webbing that departed from the
monster's mouth and bound him. He gasped when Vincent Vladislav Argost stepped out of the
dark shadows. ''Greetings and bienvenue, Father Christmas! I am V.V. Argost and this is
Munya,'' Argost said.
''Please explain why you never got me anything when I was a poor little boy!'' he spoke.
''Oh, and do you have any cryptids for me? I have been a very good man this year!'' he
added. ''HO! HO! HO!'' Kris Kringle laughed as Vincent gasped. He was confused when
the bizarre villain removed a bar of soap from his cloak and placed it in his mouth!
''How dare you call me that!'' Argost snarled.
He and Munya gasped when Santa struggled and broke free before ascending the chimney.
Vincent Vladislav Argost began to cry uncontrollably as the latter departed.
He ceased weeping while looking up and viewing the mistletoe above his head.
He glanced at the half-human/half-spider holding the plant and enjoyed his kiss.
He embraced him and started to shed tears again. ''You are my first and best Christmas
present, Munya!'' he sobbed before kissing him again.
THE END