Post by Eternal Nightmare on Dec 17, 2009 13:13:18 GMT -5
Vincent Vladislav Argost and Munya smiled at the decorated Christmas tree in the mansion.
The ornaments consisted of Argost's face. The ''angel'' on the tree happened to be the
long-haired villain wearing his usual cloak and black bodysuit with a crown.
He did plan on ruling the world someday! He turned to his silent assistant.
''Thank you for helping me decorate my first Christmas tree,'' he said in a sincere tone.
A rare warm smile formed on Munya's face. He embraced his constant companion for a minute.
He was concerned when tears departed from Vincent Vladislav Argost's eyes.
He held him again and rubbed his back at a snail's pace.
Argost's extra shadow released him again. Vincent looked up at him while his face remained
wet.
''I apologize for crying. It's just that I remember being a penniless man before you
entered my life. I am glad I came across Baron Finster who gave me money to launch
my delightful television program V.V. Argost's Weirdworld,'' he said.
He was silent for a few minutes. ''I would love to find and control the legendary cryptid
known as Kur. I don't have all of the items that will enable me to locate it yet.
I do have another Christmas wish!'' he spoke.
Munya was more than happy to follow Argost to his dungeon where several cryptids were
imprisoned. He viewed the Amarok, Appalachian Black Panther, Black Shuck, Bunyip,
Grinning Man, Peluda, Waheela, etc. He observed Vincent pointing at one of the empty cells.
''I desire another cryptid for my collection. It is known as the Batsquatch!
It would be a wonderful Christmas present,'' the bizarre villain said.
He turned to his silent assistant. ''I suppose I could send Leonidas Van Rook to capture
the Batsquatch for me'' he spoke. He never saw the other man's scowl.
Munya disliked the Eastern European mercenary since he always insulted his companion.
He followed Argost to his bedroom where the latter contacted Van Rook.
He viewed him removing his black clothes with the exception of his light blue boxer shorts.
He helped him get under the dark blanket until the long-haired villain entered a world of
dreams. He departed before piloting Argost's warplane....
Vincent Vladislav Argost opened his eyes before wearing his usual dark bodysuit and
cloak. He approached the tree and smiled when he saw Munya standing near Van Rook.
He proceeded to embrace his assistant. The silent man departed and appeared with
the chained Batsquatch! He smiled as Vincent held him again. ''Thank you, Munya!
I thought Van Rook was supposed to capture the cryptid.''
''I got another present!'' Leonidas stated. Argost began to tilt his head.
He looked very curious. He was confused when Leonidas Van Rook glanced from the new cryptid
to him. ''There are two rabid old bats now?'' Van Rook wished to know.
He cried out when Vincent kicked his leg and hopped up and down on one foot.
The Eastern European man got Argost's present which was behind the tree.
''I was going to put you in a petting zoo when I found out about Munya getting the
Batsquatch, but I chose not to. That would have been my other Christmas gift!'' he spoke.
He remembered the gift-wrapped and struggling Drew Saturday within his bedroom at home.
''I found this empty litter box in a dumpster, so enjoy your new toilet, Argost!'' he
smiled. ''WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!''
Vincent Vladislav Argost shrieked while crying.
THE END
The ornaments consisted of Argost's face. The ''angel'' on the tree happened to be the
long-haired villain wearing his usual cloak and black bodysuit with a crown.
He did plan on ruling the world someday! He turned to his silent assistant.
''Thank you for helping me decorate my first Christmas tree,'' he said in a sincere tone.
A rare warm smile formed on Munya's face. He embraced his constant companion for a minute.
He was concerned when tears departed from Vincent Vladislav Argost's eyes.
He held him again and rubbed his back at a snail's pace.
Argost's extra shadow released him again. Vincent looked up at him while his face remained
wet.
''I apologize for crying. It's just that I remember being a penniless man before you
entered my life. I am glad I came across Baron Finster who gave me money to launch
my delightful television program V.V. Argost's Weirdworld,'' he said.
He was silent for a few minutes. ''I would love to find and control the legendary cryptid
known as Kur. I don't have all of the items that will enable me to locate it yet.
I do have another Christmas wish!'' he spoke.
Munya was more than happy to follow Argost to his dungeon where several cryptids were
imprisoned. He viewed the Amarok, Appalachian Black Panther, Black Shuck, Bunyip,
Grinning Man, Peluda, Waheela, etc. He observed Vincent pointing at one of the empty cells.
''I desire another cryptid for my collection. It is known as the Batsquatch!
It would be a wonderful Christmas present,'' the bizarre villain said.
He turned to his silent assistant. ''I suppose I could send Leonidas Van Rook to capture
the Batsquatch for me'' he spoke. He never saw the other man's scowl.
Munya disliked the Eastern European mercenary since he always insulted his companion.
He followed Argost to his bedroom where the latter contacted Van Rook.
He viewed him removing his black clothes with the exception of his light blue boxer shorts.
He helped him get under the dark blanket until the long-haired villain entered a world of
dreams. He departed before piloting Argost's warplane....
Vincent Vladislav Argost opened his eyes before wearing his usual dark bodysuit and
cloak. He approached the tree and smiled when he saw Munya standing near Van Rook.
He proceeded to embrace his assistant. The silent man departed and appeared with
the chained Batsquatch! He smiled as Vincent held him again. ''Thank you, Munya!
I thought Van Rook was supposed to capture the cryptid.''
''I got another present!'' Leonidas stated. Argost began to tilt his head.
He looked very curious. He was confused when Leonidas Van Rook glanced from the new cryptid
to him. ''There are two rabid old bats now?'' Van Rook wished to know.
He cried out when Vincent kicked his leg and hopped up and down on one foot.
The Eastern European man got Argost's present which was behind the tree.
''I was going to put you in a petting zoo when I found out about Munya getting the
Batsquatch, but I chose not to. That would have been my other Christmas gift!'' he spoke.
He remembered the gift-wrapped and struggling Drew Saturday within his bedroom at home.
''I found this empty litter box in a dumpster, so enjoy your new toilet, Argost!'' he
smiled. ''WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!''
Vincent Vladislav Argost shrieked while crying.
THE END